The Infomerical for my Business book

Yes, you think getting into Nando's is easy? Well for a beautiful chicken like me, it was...But let's be realistic, most of you are losers...yes, I am talking to you as well...in the end you wouldn't be here if you weren't. I don't believe a book can turn a loser into a winner, but this book will help you losers lose less...

Losers...