As many of you may already know, I have officially signed my contract with Nando's, the place of dreams for all chickens...
So you may be wondering to yourself "Yes Amor, but not everyone is as gifted as you',
my answer...Yes you are right.
but here are some tips on how to win for those of you who have spent a lifetime losing (Fred, maybe you can learn a thing or two eh?)
Tip 1- Second place means first loser-so do not be happy if you come in second...cause that just makes you the best loser...loser.
Tip 2- Be a real 'Cock' not a 'Hen', male chickens are strong and powerful unlike Hens, so act that way! (More in my upcoming business book)
Tip 3- There are two types of chickens in this world 'Amor' and everyone else...
I hope this helps.
ps. Fred, I await for you to come, i emailed you my location...come on Chicken!
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